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| 01.02.06 (8:30 pm) [edit] |
i've been away from here for quite a while. Sorry all, but I grew bored of the whole blog thing for a bit. Now that the weather is crappier I'm a bit more motivated to hang out indoors reading all this.
Just a quick note, I'm goin' a visitin' this week to Detroit. It's time to have some belated holiday cheer. Unlike most people, I look forward to a fun holiday party without any alcohol or drunk people. My family is not much for the sauce, I can take it or leave it, but I can always leave drunk talk alone. I had some odd idea that working in a five star this NYE would be kinda fun. It's just the same stuff but the guests are wearing more expensive clothing.
A lovely lady, (read, some bimbo) was strutting around wearing a very short and small dress. Wardrobe malfunction is a ridiculous statement in this instance because her 'wardrobe' had not a chance of functioning properly. Whether Bimbo-rella was huffing oxygen at the oxygen bar, ordering champagne, or trying to pick up any single-ish looking guy in the hotel, at least one of her breasts was hanging out and a good portion of her ass. At a certain point in the evening, we noticed that she was having a bit of a snag in disguising her feminine hygiene product. It was as though she was a walking dental floss dispenser.
A man from Hawaii was talking about all the drugs he did before he got married and how happy he is that that part of his life is over. He offered me a bottle of champagne to share with him when I was done with work adding that, after all, his wife was already sleeping. I told him I was going to an AA meeting after work and he disappeared to his room. Maybe he jumped out a window.
A couple of young guys were play wrestling on the concrete in front of the main entrance to the hotel when one of them decided to lift and then slam the other into the ground. An ambulance came and took away both 'victims' not before a very large pool of blood had covered the sidewalk and was tracked into the hotel.
A large family of rather rustic looking folks came to the bar at about 7 and started drinking margaritas. One of the women from the group came up to the bar to tell me she was tired of drinking margs but didn't know what to drink. She ordered a Long Island Iced Tea and a Blow Job shot (really tasty, but vulgarly named, with Bailey's, Amaretto, and Kahlua and not a good mix with citrusy drinks) Her family stayed until 11:30 and then went to the fireworks nearby. They returned and snuggled into one of our corner tables just in time for Sister Margarita to barf her Blow Job all over Long Island. I hated them all instantly. I wanted them to asphyxiate on the daughter's barf when they insulted me because I wouldn't serve anyone from that party any more.
Anyway, when I get back from MI, I need to find a new larger apartment. I hate the trials of moving. I love the hills in this city but why the fuck did I buy an entertainment center with wheels!?? I almost lost that thing down Nob Hill when I moved into this apartment. OY!
Happy New Year!
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posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 01.03.06 (11:54 am)
Well, I for one, am happy to have you back writing again because I always LOVE hearing about what is going on with you.
posted by: Lindy (reply)
post date: 01.03.06 (3:27 pm)
It's easy to be 'over' this place. I don't bother much with it anymore either. But don't look now... supposedly, tBlog is going to be repackaged and sold to the unsuspecting populace as a place worth our time and effort.
Perhaps consider loading up on lasagne and standing right by the throw up next time. A little sympathetic vomiting could prove fun. A little slice of vengence goes a long way. :)
Welcome back, even if temporarily.
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post date: 01.19.06 (7:53 pm)
amen ...
a/c
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