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Oh crap

08.17.05 (10:57 am) [edit]

Oops! I meant to exit my browser yesterday and not post a headline saying "oh crap" Oh crap, I goofed. As electronically challenged as I am, it's a good thing I don't have to operate a hair dryer because I'd certainly be electrocuted. Anyway, with the "oh crap" header, I was planning on typing out a story about a friend who came to visit me, watched "Drop Dead Gorgeous" and spent the rest of her vacation saying things like, "oh crap, I can't see the road anymore" or, "aw crap! that homeless guy smells like CRAP!" all with a heavy Minnesota accent. I changed my mind because the cafe I was in had a weird motor running in it and it sounded like someone was banging out morse code messages from the land of the dead. I went to Lafayette park instead.

At the park I was mauled by a ferociously licking English Bull Dog. I was laying in the grass next to a friend who was checking email and I glanced up just in time to see a stocky jowly dog charging at us. He pounced on the computer, stomped all over my book and licked my glasses right off of my face all the while snorting. It was wonderful. The owner of this dog was ignoring its antics and just walked away. Weird, right?

So that's all the crap, 'n crap except that I'm applying for a managerial position in the gigantic hotel in which I work and the thought of being responsible for all the crap there makes me want to crap. But sometimes you just gotta say, "Oh Crap!!!" and take a.....shot.

posted by: a/c (reply)
post date: 08.17.05 (3:07 pm)

Oh crap ... now what is up with that? Don't tell me you of all people are at a loss for words !!!

posted by: a/c (reply)
post date: 08.17.05 (3:12 pm)

i just finished re-re-re-reading about 'da pahtnsole' ... even though i know the 'rest of the story' is still find myself laughing outloud ... love it ! more, more, more

posted by: themarina (reply)
post date: 08.18.05 (7:52 am)

hope all's well (though that oh crap isn't very promising...)

posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 08.18.05 (9:29 am)

oh crap.... leave a girl hanging why don't you.

posted by: Cristin (reply)
post date: 08.18.05 (1:19 pm)

Oh crap...it's been so long since I have written you. Let's catch up soon!

posted by: Sheree (reply)
post date: 08.19.05 (7:17 am)

good luck on the job ap Gary, you can do it!! Did you come to A2 just lately?? How was it? I remembered you were coming but not the dates. I've been crazy busy lately or I would have called. sorry.

posted by: themarina (reply)
post date: 08.19.05 (9:21 am)

phew! glad to see it's nothing bad! good luck with the job! :)