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| Mayonnaise |
| 08.01.05 (1:09 pm) [edit] |
Okay, so I kinda fell into a black hole there. Actually, I quit hauling my computer around with me everywhere in an attempt to be more social. It worked and I'm feeling a bit more balanced. Too much time blogging and reading everyone's blogs left me feeling a bit isolated. Wierd, huh?
Without further ado, I have a recipe for a very disgusting drink.
While working at Arbor Brewing Co. I was frequently asked to make "the most disgusting shot I can" for some kid's 21st birthday. Cement Mixers, (Bailey's and lime juice) Bloody Brains or Alien Embryos, (same as Cement, but with grenadine to make it look bloody) Prairie Fires, (tequila and hot sauce) are some of the stuff I would throw out of the bottles at my disposal. Not being overly fond of serving the drink that makes the new drinker yak like a bukemic after a trip to the all you can eat buffet, I generally made tame drinks and called them something gross.
One day near the end of my 8 1/2 years at Arbor, I had the great idea to make the most disgusting drink anyone has ever heard of the next time I was asked to gross out the barely legal. And so was born "the smoker's cough" Simply pour some Jaegermeister into a small rocks glass and add a half teaspoon of mayonnaise and serve.
In other news, I saw my neighbor's cat jump out the second floor window to pounce on something on the ground. Both the pouncer and the pouncee, what I later saw was a pigeon, didn't fare so well. The cat survived with broken leg.
A man eating a sandwich accidentally spit a HUGE chunk of it at me while he was ordering another White Russian and when I responded that I wasn't hungry he laugh more of his food out of his mouth. My co-worker was stunned into silence for the rest of the evening.
What I presumed was a transexual prostitute turned her head and blew it's nose a la a jogger, that is to say, without a tissue. This was seen while I was walking to meet a friend for a game of pool. Completely ruined my game, it did.
Enough gross out stuff...I'm traveling to MI this weekend to see my family, Chicaloo, and Lynne too! I'm terrifed of the humidity making my hair all frizzy so I'm going to leave my hair at home. I went shopping to buy some summer clothes so I wouldn't die of heat only to buy some nice SF duds. I guess I'll have to shop while I'm in MI. Darn! (I love shopping, in case you couldn't guess.)
My cousin's brother-in-law, whom I've never met, has just moved to SF. I'm going off to meet him and his parents for dinner tonight. I'm leaving early so I have some time to read, "Memoirs of a Geisha" by the ocean. Oh! what torture.....
I finished another "carburetor" story and will stick part of that on here in the next day or two. I promise not to be away so long again.
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posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 08.02.05 (1:58 am)
About damn time you posted something. I am tired of all these people coming up to me on the street asking where you are. I'm all like "He's probably fallen in lust with a hairy biker and has taken to the road." or "Do I look like his babysitter?"or "He took the babies and went back to is Mama and I haven't seen him since." Actually I do get asked quite frequently and I just say "Oh, he is taking a break during the summer months."
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 08.02.05 (6:49 am)
I cant wait to see you. :)
posted by: themarina (reply)
post date: 08.03.05 (7:51 am)
Woohoo! Welcome back! I've missed reading your great stories. Enjoy the book (it's a good one) and the trip (have a fab time!)! :)
PS. the drink was sitting well with me (jaeger is my fav) and then i saw the mayo. YUK.
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 08.17.05 (11:15 am)
Someone actually drank Jager and Mayo?! *winces at the very thought of it*
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